Posted by
Phil E. on Saturday, November 03, 2007 1:09:18 PM
A tip of the head scarf
As
part of writing this blog about Mormon Mitt Romney, I occasionally
google various notorious phrases to see what you all are thinking so I
can better explain the Mormon problem to you. So a few days ago, I
typed the phrase "A Mormon in the White House" in the a popular image search engine. (Try Google image search.) In quotes. That way, the engine searches for the complete phrase.) What a pleasant surprise.
As you can see from the screen shot above,
my cute parody of Hugh Hewitt's book "A Muslim in the White House?"
Ewww... don't do it! (rhymes with 'Hugh Hewitt'), featuring Mitt Romney
dressed as a Muslim, was the 1st hit! (Did ya notice the Islamic
crescent and star I worked in there? I know, I know... technically
those should be pointing down since the flag drapes down. But it looks
better this way.)
If
you look at some of the latter hits, you'll notice the cover has been
changed on later printings. (Or audio versions?) No American flag in
the background, but rather an eerie white light shining down behind
Mitt Romney. As if God is approving?
THAT's creepy!
It may not be a coincidence that both Mormon and Muslim begin with the same letter.
It's certainly no coincidence
that both say they believe in a man named "jesus" but both believe in a
much different jesus than the Jesus of the Bible. (Neither believe
their jesus was God. Much like the Jehovah Witnesses, Mormons teach
that their jesus was "a" god, one of many. Not THE God of the universe.
BIG difference.)
Hat trick?
Well, I only have two hits on the Google first page, so it can't be a
hat trick yet. But I was also surprised to see
another post of mine as a hit. (At the time, it was 6th. As of this writing, it's 5th.)
Hymn #19?
That subhead is an inside joke. You won't get it unless you are (or have been) Mormon. You see, Hymn #19 is the Mormon hymn, "
We thank thee, oh god, for a prophet."
Of
course, they're talking about the false prophet, Joseph Smith. But I'm
thanking my God for allowing me to be gifted as a prophet (in the
forth-telling sense) and the opportunity on Townhall to warn you of
what's to come if you vote a Mormon in the White House. (Hey, if the
Mormons can misappropriate Christian concepts why can't I
misappropriate Mormon ones?)
Thank you all for reading and, by
your reading, helping to get the Word out. Please know I don't take any
credit. As Rush says, "Talent... on loan from Gawd-ah."
UPDATE: Just tripped across
this insightful look at Mr. Hewitt's book by The Phoenix. (Out of Boston.) "This is the book Mitt Romney didn't want written?" Oh, Come on!
"Not by might nor by power, but by my Spirit, says the LORD." (
Zechariah 2:4)
It sounds hackneyed, but "Praise the Lord!" Oh... and don't elect a
Mormon in the White House. Don't vote for Mitt Romney for President.
You won't have much to be thankful for then.